i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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