do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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