this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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