did you get engaged???
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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