i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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