...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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