you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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