It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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