Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
