gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
you will always have a special place in my vag
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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