forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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