ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
this hospital has no fireball
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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