what if I'm pregnant?
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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