i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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