I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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