I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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