I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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