I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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