i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
