a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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