Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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