So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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