he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Randomize
