Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i wish my penis had a tongue
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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