all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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