Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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