We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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