What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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