yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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