her vagine was all disorganized.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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