"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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