i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
