She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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