I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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