So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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