Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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