Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
