# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Randomize
