New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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