I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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