got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
