Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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