yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Your cock deserves a montage
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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