you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
