Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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