I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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