If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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