But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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