just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
cat food counts as protein by the way
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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