in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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