I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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