hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Bring me that man meat
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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