i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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